Following the poor attendance at the 2007/2008/2009 FWAGS weekends (namely Emily and Sue Guyton) a decision was taken by the committee at the opening ceremony of the 3rd annual FWAGS weekend to allow two honorary FWAGS to join in the bonanza.
There was an extremely high demand for membership, over 200 CV’s were received and scrutinized. Two young hopefuls were carefully selected and were invited to join the 2009 FWAGS weekend (hosted in Nottingham). The two pledges 'Chardonnay' and 'Pinot' were initiated down the Congo River Rapids (Alton Towers) but due to the fact that they were two MASSIVE pikeys the president 2009 (Sally 'queen of ff'ing everything' Williams) overruled the decision to allow these two chavs into the circle of trust. Sally has spoken out in a recent press conference:
"I just can't stand pikeys, they make me itch! One of them pee'd on me on the Congo River Rapids and I’m sorry but that is just not acceptable".
The rest of the committee agreed with the president and decided that in addition to Sally's comment on the matter, neither Chardonnay nor Pinot would be a suitable match for the fellow single HOBBOFS. Nick Brooker (representing team Birmingham) was quoted saying:
"Although I am partial to a golden shower there is a time and a place for this type of thing and the Congo River Rapids is not one of them".
The committee have confirmed that the 2010 FWAGS weekend will adopt more stringent selection criteria.
As outgoing president 0f SCC2009, may i be the first to officially congratulate the FWAGS for finally managing to sort out a web site of their own.
ReplyDeleteI would also like to make it known however, that the uninvited meddling with the SCC blog spot has not gone unnoticed. Should the code-breaking perpetrator of this heinous crime ever be discovered, justice will be swiftly served.
Regards
Ben Williams
(Former SCC Captain)